NEEDED: BRILLIANT MARKETING AND STYLING AND COOLNESS INTERN FOR RADDEST PERSONAL STYLE BLOG OF ALL TIME
I’ve recently begun a full-time job in “THE INDUSTRY,” which is 2rad4tad but has kept me from toiling over wonderful content and super-sick outfits for this little baby.
I need an intern who is available approximately 5 hours a week (weeknights after 8:30 or weekends—we shall make it work together) who is totally aces at the following tasks:
MUST LOVE: Dries Van Noten, Phillip Lim, weird internet videos, online shopping, Outkast but also Patti Smith, drinking beer and/or whiskey sours and/or white wine that I buy for you over Business Dinners.
MUST POSSESS: An incredible sense of style, an incredible…r sense of humor.
THE PAY: APPROXIMATELY NONE. ($25/week stipend for transport to/from my Lower East Side apartment/board meeting conference hall.)
THE FREE DRINKS: ENDLESS.
THE GLORY: EXTREME.
THE FAME: ENSURED.
Of course, a job well done ensures a glowing reference and some neat networking opportunities.
Email email@example.com with a brief summary of yourself, one recommendation you have for PIZZA RULEZ, and some other third thing you come up with on your own.