Well, I guess I need an intern.

NEEDED: BRILLIANT MARKETING AND STYLING AND COOLNESS INTERN FOR RADDEST PERSONAL STYLE BLOG OF ALL TIME


I’ve recently begun a full-time job in “THE INDUSTRY,” which is 2rad4tad but has kept me from toiling over wonderful content and super-sick outfits for this little baby. 
I need an intern who is available approximately 5 hours a week (weeknights after 8:30 or weekends—we shall make it work together) who is totally aces at the following tasks:

  • Helping me generate hilarious and irreverent ideas for posts for my editorial calendar.
  • Helping me look at my dope wardrobe in newer, doper ways.
  • Taking photos when needed (top o’ the line photo skills not needed—my camera costs more than my apartment).
  • Perhaps most importantly, generating and executing SUPER SICK marketing/advertising ideas to promote this sucker. The content and the ‘tude and styling is there, but I don’t have the resources time-wise right now to do what needs to be done to take this to where it needs to go.

MUST LOVE: Dries Van Noten, Phillip Lim, weird internet videos, online shopping, Outkast but also Patti Smith, drinking beer and/or whiskey sours and/or white wine that I buy for you over Business Dinners. 

MUST POSSESS: An incredible sense of style, an incredible…r sense of humor.

THE PAY: APPROXIMATELY NONE. ($25/week stipend for transport to/from my Lower East Side apartment/board meeting conference hall.)

THE FREE DRINKS: ENDLESS.

THE GLORY: EXTREME.

THE FAME: ENSURED.

Of course, a job well done ensures a glowing reference and some neat networking opportunities. 

Email guyspizzasrslypizza@gmail.com with a brief summary of yourself, one recommendation you have for PIZZA RULEZ, and some other third thing you come up with on your own.