DE$IRE$: Could This Spring Make You The Woman You Want To Be?!?!
Here is a list of things I very much want to obtain, because I know if I do I will finally be The Woman I Want To Be.
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
If I haven’t gotten you on the horn recently to chat, you may not know that I, Ms. Pizza Rulez, am killing it in the pantsuit department. Additionally, I moved away from Brooklyn.
People are always telling me, “But it’s so dull, up there, where you live!” And you know what? It isn’t. Just yesterday I slurped down a bunch of Bloody Marys, changed back into my hot pink J. Crew corduroy pajama pants, and trotted to Barney’s to try on some shoes. The great thing about Barney’s? No one said anything about my pants. They were just like, “Yes, please, try on all the bubble gum pink Walter Steigers you want, young gun!” Also, they stock some rad Hangisis.
If you’re in the neighb and too busy or proud to head to Barney’s in your pajama pants, however, you can totally wear a suit and go to the Frick and perch on a sofa and look up at Turner’s “Harbor of Dieppe” with your unbrushed hair like Cousin It and everyone will be like, “That’s exactly right, that’s exactly as it should be.” To wit:
J. Crew jacket and pants. Abercrombie Kids boy’s chambray button-down. Stubbs and Wootton shoes (or try these! I’m freaking out about these). Hair.
Tell me where in your little “downtown” with its dog parlors and hair salons for plants and “roooooftop lounges” you can do anything like that. Nowhere? Didn’t think so!!! Not for a minute.
So get uptown before next year!
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VALENTIME’S
Today is the day of all days: VALENTIME’S DAY. If I had my way, it’d be Valentine’s Week. Valentine’s Century, even.
But it’s not :(
Chin up, though! Even if you’re single! (By the way: if you’re single, which I’m not, definitely practice making out with the back of your hand. It will pay off in spades!!!)
Now back to me, because this blog is about me and my passion for magic cards. To honor this special day, I put on almost every single pink thing I own all at the same time. The result is the sartorial expression of love.
J.Crew Jacket. Scarf gifted from my roommate’s public relations agency that I made up last week. Pink vintage slip under pink tribal print skirt from the Louvre of retail, Pixie Market, under a vintage Comme Des Garcons parachute dress. (As seen on the very famous blog Pizza Rulez!!!! It is my favorite blog, totally check it out!) Cool pink tights from my recent trip to outer space. Shoes by Target x some of Oprah’s old nail clippings. My purse is by Collina Strada, and it’s actually a muff. Like it’s lined with fur and you put your hands in it and it keeps them warm. It joins my phone and my currency in a fur brotherhood.
Close up! Thierry Lasry sunglasses. Vintage New Kids on the Block earrings. My roommate’s Hello Kitty earphones. What could I be listening to?
Amazing. The juxtaposition between the gritty reality of the street and the carefree, childlike pink tones of this Korean teenager really speaks to the tension of modern city living!
What else am I doing to celebrate today? Just some cool Pizza times with Dr. Boyfriend.
I’m not kidding. I don’t make jokes. Jokes are for single people.
Pizza Out.
