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John Cage and Jackets (TM).

When I’m not in working in my job as a freelance banker, I’m a musicianist. This week I’ve been working on some cool MASH-UPS to share: all classic song-sexin’ between my favorite pop hits and John Cage’s 4’33”. Like here’s 4’33” x Usher’s “DJ’s Got Us Fallin’ In Love.” And here’s Kanye and Jay-Z featuring Beyonce x 4’33”. And this is Enemies x 4’33”! And here’s The War On Drugs x 4’33”!

It feels so good to be talented.

In other news, today after making my rimmity-remixes, I put on some clothes. 

I looked so good in my cute little outfit, that I let the Ole Roommate take some photos for old time’s sake. She was all begging for it, and I was like, “OK, whatever, just do it fast, because I have a receipt signing at 3 PM to get to.”

Anyways, here are some more photos of me.

Sunglasses by Thierry Lasry. Necklace is my mommy’s, much like my monthly allowance. Scarf a gift from My Roommate’s Fashion Public Relations Agency She Just Started When I Typed This. Pants by Phil-Dog Lim. Shirt from downtown New York’s hippest undiscovered boutique!!!

But you’re all, “Wait, Pizza-Dog” —because that’s what you call me when we’re lying on that chaise lounge together— “what’s the story with your jackets?” 

Well:

Backless Risto vest from Assembly New York (go go go!) over a J.Crew tweed-body jacket with trench sleeves (from last year—no ya nevah gonna git it).

These jackets make me feel younger than I’ve ever felt before! I feel like a new woman, and you bet my husband has noticed!

Disclaimer: The above is a statement reflecting my status as the official spokesperson of jackets. Jacket results not typical. 

And shoes, no duh, by Kathryn Amberleigh

Now go listen to my mash-up of 4’3” and Enrique’s “I Like It!”

Can’t Stop the Street Styles.

Clickity-clack y’all.