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Every season feels as though 3.1 Phillip Lim is sumptuously streamlining the coolest biker girl gang uniform. And you know how I feel about biker girl gangs. Who would’ve thought a zipper would be responsible for giving an oversized cable knit the ultimate sybaritic shrug factor?

PS. I bet you this jacket that that trench joint is what Kate Winslet wants to wear to space with Ned Rocknroll.

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John Cage and Jackets (TM).

When I’m not in working in my job as a freelance banker, I’m a musicianist. This week I’ve been working on some cool MASH-UPS to share: all classic song-sexin’ between my favorite pop hits and John Cage’s 4’33”. Like here’s 4’33” x Usher’s “DJ’s Got Us Fallin’ In Love.” And here’s Kanye and Jay-Z featuring Beyonce x 4’33”. And this is Enemies x 4’33”! And here’s The War On Drugs x 4’33”!

It feels so good to be talented.

In other news, today after making my rimmity-remixes, I put on some clothes. 

I looked so good in my cute little outfit, that I let the Ole Roommate take some photos for old time’s sake. She was all begging for it, and I was like, “OK, whatever, just do it fast, because I have a receipt signing at 3 PM to get to.”

Anyways, here are some more photos of me.

Sunglasses by Thierry Lasry. Necklace is my mommy’s, much like my monthly allowance. Scarf a gift from My Roommate’s Fashion Public Relations Agency She Just Started When I Typed This. Pants by Phil-Dog Lim. Shirt from downtown New York’s hippest undiscovered boutique!!!

But you’re all, “Wait, Pizza-Dog” —because that’s what you call me when we’re lying on that chaise lounge together— “what’s the story with your jackets?” 

Well:

Backless Risto vest from Assembly New York (go go go!) over a J.Crew tweed-body jacket with trench sleeves (from last year—no ya nevah gonna git it).

These jackets make me feel younger than I’ve ever felt before! I feel like a new woman, and you bet my husband has noticed!

Disclaimer: The above is a statement reflecting my status as the official spokesperson of jackets. Jacket results not typical. 

And shoes, no duh, by Kathryn Amberleigh

Now go listen to my mash-up of 4’3” and Enrique’s “I Like It!”

OFFICIAL JACKETS.

I’M BACK (more on that tomorrow). Because I have an important announcement to make!!!!!!

I, Pizza Rulez, am now the official spokesperson for jackets. Like as a concept. I will be speaking and lobbying on behalf of jackets by wearing them, and also, I will have UNLIMITED access to all the jackets I currently own.

Needless to say, this is a very exciting step in Pizza Rulez history. I’ve come a long way since I started this blog and wasn’t wearing a jacket

L to R, FYI: Christophe Lemaire, 3.1 Phillip Lim, ADAM by Adam Lippes, Your Mom x H&M.

Thanks for sticking by me through the hard times and the easy times. Since you have, you can now boast that you know the Official Unpaid Spokesperson of Jackets.

See you tomorrow and more regularly in the future!!!