Not everything about living on the Upper East Side is peaches and poodles.
How, for example, is a gal to wear her favorite, albeit obscene, Mark McNairy New Amsterdam t-shirt on the genteel streets of Carnegie Hill?

Image via Mark McNairy.
Censor that jive talk with a hot pink sheer ruffle.

Then add some leather leggings, Ann Demuelemeester boots, a Chloe bag, a bunch of your mom’s discarded jewelry, and your Thierry Lasry shades.
Everyone will be like, “U don’t know what you’re doing.” And you’ll be all, “Sure I do.”

