Hot Plaid Pizza
Before I say anything, I need to give you a little warning, which is, Now listen: getting dressed in the morning is a big production for me. After I wash my hair in champagne and get my daily tattoo, I have to bring together all my unique influences—paper napkins, cats, the color black, the note F#—to create a cohesive outfit that perfectly communicates who I am. Just so, you know,...
Two Giant Semi-Unwearable Things as Worn by Me
Whoa, hey, didn’t see you there. So I like black and I like big things and I like wearing things that make people say, “Wahhhaat why are you wearing that and is that even really something a person could wear?” And yes, the answer is yes, that really is something a person could wear with her own body, like this giant black shirt dress! Dang, you shapeless vintage Japanese...
LES NOUVELLES SALE
BLACK FURDAY IS ALMOST HERE. And that means sales! Which means cheapers-creepers fashions! One of my faaaaaaaaaaaaavorite places to shop online is Les Nouvelles. Remember that French girl who was in one of your classes in college but you totally knew who she was because you always saw her trotting around campus in super killer Parisian Chic outfits and you were like “Yeah…well…...
I'm Tight(s) with Celebrities
Once in a while, some rube will ask me, “Hey Pizza, what makes your blog different from all the other blogs that chronicle the personal style of affluent New York girls who use fashion as armor against the alienation of modern metropolitan life?” Well first I make some joke like, “OK, Professor,” and then I say, “so like one, I have a boyfriend, and two, I...
Anonymous asked: what will the Hipsters do next.
Goin' Tigress: A Leopard-on-Leopard Crime
The roommate has been chiming in a lot lately when it comes to Pizza Rulez, and while normally I say, “Shhh, you know nothing of fashion, go back to writing in your little journal,” I have to admit her ideas have been preeee-tty choice lately. Like the other day, when she said, “You should just put on all the leopard print you own.” She’s a binge-dresser and a...
Eating for 10.
OMG you guys. I totally bet you saw that mayonnaise thing and were like, “Huuhhh?” It wasn’t necessarily because you were confused; knowing you, you were probably doing your best Fresh Prince of Bel-Air impression. It was funny, but not as funny as me, and this is my blog, so let’s focus on the important things in life. Guys. I had a Dinner, I had a Party. They happened at...
Come Monday I will present you with this jar of mayonnaise. IF YOU CAN HANDLE IT.
VeLOURD OF THE DANCE
Ole! Tis I, Pizza! Even though my roommate is always like, “Oh shut up, I don’t care about fashion!!!” she has a pretty sick wardrobe, as well. I mean, she’s no and she’s no me, but I mean, she’s pretty snappy in the wardrobe department! So today, in addition to lending me her carefully honed photography skills, she STYLED THIS POST WITH HER OWN CLOTHING...
Lucky Shops NY!
Last Friday, I attended the miraculous and marvelous Lucky Shops NY. As a VIP. Drinks on me. The old toadmate came along, and everything was supah. We bought some rad new underwear, ate only tiny food (“I think they thought we were all going to be 3 feet shorter,” I explained to her), and then peeped the premiere of the adorable Jane by Design, premiering on ABC Famskis in January. ...
One, Two, Chachacha!
TODAY I interrupt my regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming of poking my roommate with a stick until she wakes up, then feeding my boyfriend his breakfast, to bring you a majestical slice of Pizza. But one slice of Pizza isn’t cool. You know what’s cool? A BILLION TWO SLICES OF PIZZA. Last week, when I was on a GLAMOROUS (ooh, the flossy, flossy) business trip to Dallas, I...